Open letters
Aug. 30th, 2005 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
winterDear Luke Skywalker, get out of my brain. I’m trying to write about the torrid affairs of your father, mother, mentor and assorted hangers-on, which will probably result in your not being born at all. Now is not the time to hang around and try to engage me in discussions on philosophy.
Dear Bruce&Ducard, please reappear. I have pr0n to finish, and the fact you’ve been ensconced in the attic for the past two weeks is getting in the way. Also, the neighbours are starting to complain about the noises.
Dear Sands, shut up. If I want running commentary from the personification of my id, I’ll ask for it. Also, you’re not getting fic at the moment, so live with it.
Dear Obi-Wan, I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean to break your brain the way I did. It’s not my fault if people keep making me think up bad things to happen to you – it doesn’t mean they will happen. At least, not all of them. Even though you look utterly adorable and ravishable with your brain broken like that, a fact Darth Jinn was all too quick to point out to me.
Dear all: just cooperate. Is that really so much to ask for?
(Also: am stuck on who will lose a hand in the Darth Jinn fic. It will not be Anakin, Obi-Wan’s not the hand-losing type, Jinn and Dooku both maintain you only lose limbs when you lose your cool, therefore excepting them from the proceedings, and the OCs are bit players. Um. Padme?)
Dear Bruce&Ducard, please reappear. I have pr0n to finish, and the fact you’ve been ensconced in the attic for the past two weeks is getting in the way. Also, the neighbours are starting to complain about the noises.
Dear Sands, shut up. If I want running commentary from the personification of my id, I’ll ask for it. Also, you’re not getting fic at the moment, so live with it.
Dear Obi-Wan, I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean to break your brain the way I did. It’s not my fault if people keep making me think up bad things to happen to you – it doesn’t mean they will happen. At least, not all of them. Even though you look utterly adorable and ravishable with your brain broken like that, a fact Darth Jinn was all too quick to point out to me.
Dear all: just cooperate. Is that really so much to ask for?
(Also: am stuck on who will lose a hand in the Darth Jinn fic. It will not be Anakin, Obi-Wan’s not the hand-losing type, Jinn and Dooku both maintain you only lose limbs when you lose your cool, therefore excepting them from the proceedings, and the OCs are bit players. Um. Padme?)
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Date: 2005-08-30 08:16 am (UTC)The mental torture discussed in your Clone Wars post to be exact. I've got some exquisite revelations planned for him, providing he's not drooling and gibbering halfway through the first one :>
I think that what they mean is that they're not prone to screaming "Nooooo!", snarling or giving in to rage, which are the actions that lead to dramatic limb loss in the Star Wars universe. And, you know, they've got a point, first ROTS duel nonewithstanding.
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Date: 2005-08-30 08:21 am (UTC)Poor Obi-Wan. You're so mean to him. When is someone going to pick on Qui-Gon, just for a change, eh?
Well, Dooku might not have foamed at the mouth, but his hubris surely got him disarmed in canon... GL just has this bizarre thing about onscreen amputation.
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Date: 2005-08-30 08:33 am (UTC)Picking on Qui-Gon - especially Darth Qui-Gon - has the disadvantage that Ducard has unofficially adopted him as a younger brother. Any move against the Jedi master is bound to meet with a katana to the throat, and then get worse.
Dooku insists that was only because GL was bent on Anakin having two blades again before finishing that fight. And also, since he, Dooku, happens to be alive, thankyouverymuch, it obviously didn't happen. *pokes her delusional Sith Lord*