Open letters

[winter]

Dear Luke Skywalker, get out of my brain. I’m trying to write about the torrid affairs of your father, mother, mentor and assorted hangers-on, which will probably result in your not being born at all. Now is not the time to hang around and try to engage me in discussions on philosophy.

Dear Bruce&Ducard, please reappear. I have pr0n to finish, and the fact you’ve been ensconced in the attic for the past two weeks is getting in the way. Also, the neighbours are starting to complain about the noises.

Dear Sands, shut up. If I want running commentary from the personification of my id, I’ll ask for it. Also, you’re not getting fic at the moment, so live with it.

Dear Obi-Wan, I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean to break your brain the way I did. It’s not my fault if people keep making me think up bad things to happen to you – it doesn’t mean they will happen. At least, not all of them. Even though you look utterly adorable and ravishable with your brain broken like that, a fact Darth Jinn was all too quick to point out to me.

Dear all: just cooperate. Is that really so much to ask for?

(Also: am stuck on who will lose a hand in the Darth Jinn fic. It will not be Anakin, Obi-Wan’s not the hand-losing type, Jinn and Dooku both maintain you only lose limbs when you lose your cool, therefore excepting them from the proceedings, and the OCs are bit players. Um. Padme?)

Comments

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Can Sands come over to play? I could use some Mexico-ey inspiration...

THe others should just behave *glares sternly*

(My vote's for Padme.....)

[winter]

You're welcome to him. Be warned though, this is the foul-mouthed half-delirious oracle edition.

(Padme's up for anything that helps her grab the limelight, sleazy politico that she is :P)

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Ooo, that should work just fine! El-muse has been broody like woah as of late and needs to hbe distracted :D

[it's the Lori-muise who is buigging me to write the long-ass epic Mexico thing that has been boiling in my brain for over a year now...]

(Why can I imagine Padme with a mechanical hand that has not been covered with sythflesh? ;P)

[winter]

*pats* Tell El to have fun. And that he can thwap Sands if the gringo gets too uppity.

(Because it would be an OMGperfect signature look and photo opportunity. The courageous senator who lost a limb preventing unnecessary bloodshed at the start of the Clone Wars, saving the life of the boy who later became her ward... I think she might be reading ahead to the sequel ;))

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Will tell :D

(*giggle* Go padme! *bounces a little as she awaits till she gets to read this* exept that I really should see Epi III beofre that *sigh* I hate living here. Guess will have to "acquire"" it...)

[winter]

(It's AOTC-based, so EIII is not strictly required. Maybe for the sequel, providing that I get around to writing it, but by that time the playing field will be changed beyond recognition.

And Padme will be running for Chancellor, of course.)

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

(I still should see EIII... I thinkt hat all the SW junk I have acwquired over the years feeds GL enough till I can afford the DVD.... *blush*

And yay for grrrl powaah! :D)

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

But Luke likes you! How can you say no to that cute face? It's like kicking a puppy!

You're thinking up bad things to do to Obi-Wan, but he's not the hand-losing type? Is this all mental torture, then?

And Qui-Gon and Dooku can lose their cool, it just looks different on them then on the youngesters. Especially on Qui-Gon who is just all-over wierd in his reactions.

[winter]

Luke just likes to monopolize everything. Kind of like his dad, but with Padme's politician sneakiness. Bastard.

The mental torture discussed in your Clone Wars post to be exact. I've got some exquisite revelations planned for him, providing he's not drooling and gibbering halfway through the first one :>

I think that what they mean is that they're not prone to screaming "Nooooo!", snarling or giving in to rage, which are the actions that lead to dramatic limb loss in the Star Wars universe. And, you know, they've got a point, first ROTS duel nonewithstanding.

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

Heee! Luke is certainly a lot brighter than Anakin -- that's not hard -- and a bit better with the politics. He is a lot like his mother, and I wonder if anyone who knew her ever mentioned that. Mon Mothma certainly knew Padme Naberrie, for one...

Poor Obi-Wan. You're so mean to him. When is someone going to pick on Qui-Gon, just for a change, eh?

Well, Dooku might not have foamed at the mouth, but his hubris surely got him disarmed in canon... GL just has this bizarre thing about onscreen amputation.

[winter]

Thanks for this particular plotbunny :)

Picking on Qui-Gon - especially Darth Qui-Gon - has the disadvantage that Ducard has unofficially adopted him as a younger brother. Any move against the Jedi master is bound to meet with a katana to the throat, and then get worse.

Dooku insists that was only because GL was bent on Anakin having two blades again before finishing that fight. And also, since he, Dooku, happens to be alive, thankyouverymuch, it obviously didn't happen. *pokes her delusional Sith Lord*

[azarias.livejournal.com]

am stuck on who will lose a hand in the Darth Jinn fic.

Yoda?

[winter]

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Meep?

*whimpers*

[not-a-muppet.livejournal.com]

Nooo!

[winter]

>_<

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[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Cause hurt to Mace Windu, pretty pleae. The man is very, incredibly annoying.

Not that its personal at all ;)

[winter]

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Ding-dong, we have a winner! :D

And a very, very smug Anakin Skywalker. Apparently he's been waiting to do it for a very long time. And he doesn't think using two Sith, a mini-bounty hunter and his own fiancée for diversions constitutes cheating. Born Sith, that boy.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

WAHEY! :D

Btw, is there anything in particular you would like written/added on your Old-man Qui-Gon icon? :)

[winter]

"Will to Act", if I may be so bold?

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

But of course :D Will try and have it done tonight :)

[winter]

No rush. If the trend holds, it'll be three weeks before I have a moment of free time to upload new icons :S

[kyrre.livejournal.com]

I vote for Palpatine. Really, he deserves that and more.

[winter]

Oh, Palpi'll get what's coming to him. In the sequel. In this one, he'll probably just get screwed over metaphorically ;)

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

What, no verbal abuse for Palpy?? Welll... you could send him that
blue toupee the kitsune inflicted on him. Ridicule can be the best weapon.

[winter]

:D Don't give my OCSith ideas ;)