On warnings, and other matters

[winter]

The post at metafandom seems to have sparked quite a debate on what warnings are warranted in fanfiction (my favourites: haircutting, feet, non-fluff) and what should be done to writers who don't precede their stories with at least a paragraph-ful of caveats. The latter doesn't go quite into graphic detail, possibly because that would warrant warnings, but tarring and feathering seem to be a good guess for starters. See kyuuketsukirui's post for more information.

Which is as good a place as any to state my own warning policy. Now, I understand warning for squick - I've put down many a book because it just turned my guts and I didn't see the point of forcing down nausea just to read it through in hope of finding some gem buried in the dung. Consequently I do warn for all things sex-related, which are also good indicators that should anyone want a story with torture, bondage, dubious consent and bloodplay to brighten their day, Als es Sommer war is a good choice. (And I still can't believe I wrote that one. fyrie is a bad influence on me.) The same goes for squicky graphic violence, though apparently the same story misses a warning for rib-breaking - something I never thought would warrant one.

On the other hand, I don't understand warning for general mood of the story - angst or fluff belong in the summary, not the warning section, though I may put them there jokingly. And no, I will not warn for character death. I never kill people gratuituously. If I do kill someone, I want that death to grab the reader by the throat and force a gasp from their mouth. I might or might not accomplish that, but I won't warn and spoil it for everyone. If you haven't gotten the message yet that I've a twisted brain and a liking to be cruel to my muses, you're in the wrong territory.

I've yet to get a flame for killing people off in my fics. I think that means my strategy is working.

Now, off to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of amaretto, because I can't stand rum :P

Comments

[carmentalis.livejournal.com]

Oh, nice! Poor Rudolf finally gets some affection.

I have my warnings explained on my webpage. But well... I only warn for sex and violence when it goes beyond an R rating, so people are on their own there. But anyone who can handle the source can handle my stories, I fee.

[winter]

For some values of affection ;) Death's one bitch of a muse, let me tell you that. Once again I'm sharing fyrie's headspace there.

You know, that's a good point. I won't warn for eyegouging on Once Upon A Time In Mexico fic, or mention of dismemberment in Silmarillion, language in Boondock Saints etc. It looks like a lot of the kerfuffle is from Harry Potter, which is after all a kids' book - with the most kinky fandom imaginable. The difference has to grate.

[carmentalis.livejournal.com]

Makes me glad that I went through my Elisabeth phase years ago. *grin* And that Kamaras doesn't nearly do as much for me as Death as Kröger did. That one... *purrs* Far more subtle in his seduction.

I daresay Silmarillion is a fandom that can exist entirely without warnings. There's nothing Tolkien didn't do himself, after all. All I gave my Celebrimbor torture fics was a half-hearted violence warning with a pointer at canon.

HP is such an incredibly insane fandom... the schizophrenia really has to hurt at times.

[winter]

I'm currently rather enchanted by Maki Ichiro's Death, which is a bit boggling ;) But the way she moves and sings - quiet commanding elegance. The polar opposite of Kamaras. I guess my affinity for bishounen is showing.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

*coughs* I'm shallow and Kamaras is pretty and snarly. Needless to say I have multiple muses immediately wanting to tip him on his face and bugger him backwards :D

Not one has managed yet...

[winter]

Death vs Vienna!VK? :>

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

*STARES*

...

This means having a pure Vienna!VK...

...

which I don't.

Yet.

[winter]

*flutters eyelashes* Yet, m'dear? :D

Also, Gerald Tarrant.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Actually, surprisingly, don't have a Gerald, which is another reason Lazarus is such a bugger to write. I can't write Gerald right. Everything I write with him is just Damien telling me what he's doing and saying. No Gerald in ma noggin.

And Damien just snorted and said Gerald would avoid Death, just in case. Mainly because I won't get a Gerald-ish reaction about what his thoughts would be.

[carmentalis.livejournal.com]

Do say when they manage. Or even better, take pictures. ;-)

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Well, Herbert's jumped him once so far. And there will be more encounters, all of which Death thinks he's in charge of. One includes five angels and a dozen hands ;)

[carmentalis.livejournal.com]

And there will be more encounters, all of which Death thinks he's in charge of.

Somehow I'm getting the impression that Death is slightly delusional. *snickers*

*bookmarks fics for leisurely breakfast reading*

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

*snickers* He catches on quick, but the boys like annoying him ;)