Voting slogans

Poland's in full swing of election fever - both the presidential and parliamentary elections are coming up, with the usual package of dirt and lies. But one party, liberal-intellecuals demokraci.pl, has slogans that I can get behind:

"Each time you don't vote for demokraci.pl, the leppers and giertychs [populist leaders] kill a kitten. Choose wisely."

"Politics is a sewer. But if you don't give a piss about the elections, you'll end up down the drain. By staying home, you choose Lepper and Giertych."

I ♥ these slogans. Almost as good as my "Why choose a lesser evil?" during high school student council elections :D :D :D

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