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Quick review
May. 21st, 2005 07:24 pmKingdom of Heaven: bloody boring drivel in the first part, livens up in the second when Scott gets his groove on. Saladin steals the movie, along with Edward Norton's voice and a pretty silver mask. Ridley Scott proves his mettle as Director Supreme by utilizing Orlando Bloom to his best potential - by telling him to stand there and look soulful and pretty. The boy can do that.
And yes, Ridley, we get that you're very proud of the slow-motion, muted-sound, chanting-soundtrack trick for battles. Now come up with something else, plzkthx.
Normal service at this journal may be restored once my nerves recover and I get ROTS out of my system. Two more viewings, a batch or two of icons and maybe a quick fic should do it.
And yes, Ridley, we get that you're very proud of the slow-motion, muted-sound, chanting-soundtrack trick for battles. Now come up with something else, plzkthx.
Normal service at this journal may be restored once my nerves recover and I get ROTS out of my system. Two more viewings, a batch or two of icons and maybe a quick fic should do it.
