Drabble requests

[winter]

I'm stuck, stuck, stuck on the Van Helsing things.

Time for a kick start.

Give me a fandom and either a character, a pairing, an item, a title, or all of the above. Get a 100-word drabble in return.

No Van Helsing for obvious reasons, and also no CLAMP. Otherwise anything I'm vaguely familiar with is fair go. This includes Coldfire, Underworld, V for Vendetta (comic) and anything up to and including Night Watch (Russian version).

First 10 will get written today.

EDIT: *sweatdrop* 6 requesters so far, 4 of which want pr0n. Um. People?

Comments

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*cackles* oh my, this is just wonderful :D

So is Lorenzo going to be hitting on her? :P

[winter]

She on him, I think ;) While giving El the "You'd better treat my son right, because I've got a Kalashnikov in that dog, too" treatment.

(Remember that girl!Sands fic I wrote? Rosemary took after her mother to a T.)

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*giggle* knowing Lorenzo, he would definitely be receptive if only to piss Sands off :D

Poor El. Most mother-in-laws don't have those...

(Oh yes, do remeber... She was scary :D)

I am astill trying to figure out how to kill someone with nail clippers, too :P

[winter]

I can think of at least three ways of killing a restrained person with nail clippers, barring the usual "causing enough pain for them to die of shock" thing. None of them is particularly quick..

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Restrained, i can see, but actually someone who is not.... the only thing I can think of is sticking them into the side of the nect at an angle so that they won't fold, withg enough strength to pierce the artery... which becomes a LOT easier if they are the sort of clippers that have a nail file int he middle...

... yesterday it was bread knives, today nail clippers. Wonder what I will be killing people with tomorrow?

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

And I would suspect all of them are partcularly messy. My mental place is currently a place of gore and violence, while Spike is trying to deonstrate...