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selenak: 10 of my favourite characters and what kind of relationship I'd be likely to have with them.
1. Subaru Sumeragi: I'd be his faghag girlfriend in a flash, but I suspect he's too polite and reserved to have one. Still, I'm determined and he's a pushover, so I'm sure we'd get there in the end.
2. Krolock: Depending on the circumstances I'd be hoping to rate at least a few minutes of flirting, but hope springs eternal. He likes the headstrong, easily impressed type, right?
3. Ducard: I give myself an hour before he'd either break my neck or hire me. Alas, I'm a chatty person, and he looks like the kind who likes to hear himself talk, not other people.
4. Anakin Skywalker: We'd either ignore each other or last thirty seconds of conversation before either of us tries to do the other in. He's the kind of guy who brings out my homicidal impulses.
5. Lucius Malfoy: My mother's line might be witches, but Dad's certainly isn't, so he'd sneer at me and Transfigure me into something embarrassing. Git.
6. Sheldon Jeffrey Sands: I fear that would be twinship at first sight, finishing each other's sentences included.
7. Vlad Dracula: With the historical version, I foresee a quarrel on either religious dogma or the righteousness of slash within the hour. Vampire version may be more amenable to my arguments on both, which would ideally lead to enlisting my aid in convincing Gabriel he doesn't need the Vatican stooges after all.
8. Maedhros: ...like he'd notice me.
9. Voland: My name, alas, is not Margarita. See above.
10. Corwin of Amber: Long talk into the night in a bar, accompanied by enough liquor that he wouldn't recall it at all in the morning.
selenak: 10 of my favourite characters and what kind of relationship I'd be likely to have with them.1. Subaru Sumeragi: I'd be his faghag girlfriend in a flash, but I suspect he's too polite and reserved to have one. Still, I'm determined and he's a pushover, so I'm sure we'd get there in the end.
2. Krolock: Depending on the circumstances I'd be hoping to rate at least a few minutes of flirting, but hope springs eternal. He likes the headstrong, easily impressed type, right?
3. Ducard: I give myself an hour before he'd either break my neck or hire me. Alas, I'm a chatty person, and he looks like the kind who likes to hear himself talk, not other people.
4. Anakin Skywalker: We'd either ignore each other or last thirty seconds of conversation before either of us tries to do the other in. He's the kind of guy who brings out my homicidal impulses.
5. Lucius Malfoy: My mother's line might be witches, but Dad's certainly isn't, so he'd sneer at me and Transfigure me into something embarrassing. Git.
6. Sheldon Jeffrey Sands: I fear that would be twinship at first sight, finishing each other's sentences included.
7. Vlad Dracula: With the historical version, I foresee a quarrel on either religious dogma or the righteousness of slash within the hour. Vampire version may be more amenable to my arguments on both, which would ideally lead to enlisting my aid in convincing Gabriel he doesn't need the Vatican stooges after all.
8. Maedhros: ...like he'd notice me.
9. Voland: My name, alas, is not Margarita. See above.
10. Corwin of Amber: Long talk into the night in a bar, accompanied by enough liquor that he wouldn't recall it at all in the morning.
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Date: 2005-12-14 04:08 am (UTC)Or maybe he'd be extremely attracted to you, and shocked at himself for fancying a half-Muggle. He'd wrestle with what passes for his conscience for ages, unable to sleep or to concentrate properly on being evil, until finally, when he's supposed to be going to a meeting of Death Eaters or something, he finds himself on your doorstep...
CCA
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Date: 2005-12-14 04:22 am (UTC)I'm trying to work here, you know :P
*fans self*
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Date: 2005-12-14 08:14 am (UTC)Oh, there's more...
he finds himself on your doorstep...
...and then Krolock opens the door, smirks, and says "Beth says she's not in..."
CCA (Okay, will leave it there so you can get some work done! *g*)
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Date: 2005-12-14 08:18 am (UTC)