Sheep, but not my fault

[winter]

Just because it's 3AM and I'm not nearly done reading my LJ backlog. Tagged by arabwel.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer
the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Count Yan Dooku
2. Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
3. Subaru Sumeragi
4. Narcissa Malfoy
5. Corwin of Amber
6. Kouryuu
7. Henri Ducard
8. John Constantine
9. The Marquis de Carabas
10. Sherlock Holmes
11. Havelock Vetinari
12. Anakin Skywalker


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Kouryuu/Vetinari) The world would probably explode. Alas, these are two characters who'd utterly ignore each other...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Narcissa) Belle Dame Sans Merci drop-dead-gorgeous of course ^_^

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Anakin/Constantine) The Jedi temple would have the serious problem of the Devil showing up with congratulations and cigars.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

(De Carabas) I had some, but I can't find them right now :/

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Sands and Kouryuu) Let's see, two cheerful homicidal sluts with not a care in the world. I think they'd get along like a house on fire :D

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Corwin/De Carabas or Holmes) 5/9. De Carabas is Corwin's kind of guy. And I always thought that between his misogynism and the incestuous tendencies, Corwin should try his luck with guys for once :>

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Ducard, Sands/Anakin) Critique their technique, then probably get dragged to join in. Sheldon and Annie are persuasive like that.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

(Subaru/Holmes) A mysterious box brings death to a merchant recently returned from the Land of the Cherry Blooms. Holmes has to rely on a living mystery to solve the case.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Dooku/Constantine) No. But only because my Dooku doesn't do slash. Character-wise, I could see it. "We're out of wine. And, uh, there's these guys want me dead again." "How many tentacles?" "Eight apiece, mostly." "Good. I won't need the droidekas for that."

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Ducard/Anakin) "Tempered steel"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

(Narcissa/Dooku) Dangerous Liaisons! >:D

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

(Ducard) YES.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Subaru) Only to mock it, I think.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Vetinari) Someone used to once :)

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Sands/Narcissa/Corwin) I wouldn't put anything past guede_mazaka, but I'm not sure she's read Amber...

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Holmes) "Halloah"?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

(Constantine) Hm. "Rake at the gates of hell" is way too cliche, so I'll go with Billy Idol's "Shock to the system".

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

(Dooku/Kouryuu/Anakin) Kink, voyeurism, brattiness.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

(Sands/Holmes) "I know something you don't."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Corwin) Never. Ever. I want some good Corwinfic :S

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

(Kouryuu) Fluffy angels.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

(Vetinari/De Carabas) Sober, no. And he doesn't do drunk.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

(Subaru and Ducard) ...uber-sub and uber-top. Do the frigging math ~_~

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

*brain breaks* Uh, pass.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Ducard/Constantine) I'd rate John's self-preservation instinct even lower than currently.


Tagging: whoever wants it. It's fun!

Comments

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The Jedi temple would have the serious problem of the Devil showing up with congratulations and cigars.

Hee! That so would happen, becasue John's life *sucks*.

"We're out of wine. And, uh, there's these guys want me dead again." "How many tentacles?" "Eight apiece, mostly." "Good. I won't need the droidekas for that."

And Dooku winds up dead, like so many of John's friends.

"Rake at the gates of hell" is way too cliche,

But canon.