Hypothetical AU meme answers

As an end to a hellish half-week, I'm at the office at noon on a Saturday. No time like the present...

To reiterate, meme rules:

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write in (or think I should), and give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, Ancient Rome, etc). I will then explain what story from your chosen fandom I would write for your chosen type of AU.

( Arabwel: Once Upon a Time in Mexico as done by Tolkien )

( Trobadora: Coldfire superhero AU )

( RKold: CCD in a Gundam/Space Soap Opera type AU )

( Sukeban: Pirates of the Caribbean in the Middle Earth )

That's enough for today, since I'm through with the reports as well :) Other four to be done later.