Hidden characters meme results:

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1. Gerald Tarrant
2. Damien Vryce
3. Gabriel van Helsing
4. Subaru Sumeragi
5. Yan Dooku
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. Bruce Wayne
8. Selina Kyle
9. Padme Amidala Naberrie
10. Graf von Krolock
11. Herbert von Krolock
12. Christine Daaé
13. Lestat de Lioncourt
14. Obi-Wan Kenobi
15. Spike



From fyrie

If 2 (Damien Vryce) and 11 (Herbert von Krolock) got a flat together, who would get the bigger bedroom?

Damien needs a place to prop up his sword and springbolt. Herbert needs a place for his wardrobe, four-poster bed, shackles, favourite book collection, and shagging any pretty boys that come along. Herbert wins by default, then learns that Damien's a priest and makes use of said shackles for blasphemeous purposes.

Would 5 (Dooku) ever have a fling with 6 (Anakin)?

Even in an AU with less of an age gap, the only way I can see them is in a twisted DS mind-breaking thing. If Dooku needed Anakin to do something for him, it would be a logical way to persuade the brat, since Anakin thinks with his dick anyway ;)

How long could 15 (Spike) spend in a room with 1 (Gerald Tarrant) before one of them tried to kill the other?

8 minutes and 35 seconds, at which point Tarrant would snap and dust Spike dead. Unless he learns about Herbert shacking up with Damien, in which case his cunning brain would lead him to using Spike as bait to drag the predatory vampire from his priest. (Of course, the moment Herbert sets eyes on Gerald, the latter is promptly glomped, possibly shackled, and persuasion re: orgy begins.)

From arabwel:

Where did 5 (Dooku) first kiss 8 (Catwoman - Selina Kyle), and what did 13 (Lestat de Lioncourt) say when s/he saw it? :D

At the best box of the Gotham Opera, once she made him laugh, and they drew everyone's eyes, which made Lestat jump up and down in frustration, because people are supposed to look at HIM, dammit.

From azarias:

12 (Christine Daae), 9 (Padme), and 2 (Damien Vryce) are sitting in a small town jail cell. Why? Which one is writing a best-selling song about the experience? Which one is hiding a knife the pat-down didn't find?

Damien is mostly groaning and deciding to never come to the aid of two ladies out on a girls' night again, because you never know if they won't break out the blasters and Punjab lassos and get arrested for disorderly conduct, dragging you along with them. Christine's humming under her breath between mutterings of how her Beloved will murder everyone in town. Padme is assembling a fully functional Death Star from bits and pieces she had around.

3 (Gabriel Van Helsing): ninja or pirate?

He says vampire hunter. Out of the two, he'd probably make a better pirate, I guess...

What is 1's (Gerald Tarrant's) favorite movie, and what happens when s/he makes 15 (Spike) watch it?

Curiously enough Sympathy for Lady Vengeance doesn't prove as boring as Spike thought it would. Tarrant's a wicked crisp thief, though, and he never admits it or gets his own.

11 (Herbert von Krolock) is the secret love child of which other list members?

What would I have to pay 9 (Padme) to take care of the girl two cubicals away who's been whining about her software at the top of her screetchy lungs for three hours?

Possibly a promise of political backing in the Senate. But since she's got the Jedi at her beck and call, she should have the girl either hacked to pieces or hacking at the ground on an Agricorps planet in no time at all.

From alice_montrose:

4 (Subaru Sumeragi), 7 (Bruce Wayne) and 14 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) have to go to a costume party. Which other 3 people on the list would they disguise as, and would their attempt to look like those people be successful? Also, who will be the first one to sample the aphrodisiac-spiced punch and what will happen once he does?

Obi-Wan spends much of the party stealing glances at the guy who looks damn hot in Sith uniform with a curved lightsaber. Bruce is similarly astonished by the quality of Obi-Wan's Anakin disguise, complete with floppy hair and rogue smile. Subaru is watching them with puzzlement and mild amusement from the folds of his Lead Dancing Vampire (TM) cloak, and decides not to warn them against trying the punch. He doesn't lurk around the closet they end up in, either, because he may be evil now, but he's still such a prudish thing.

From alighiera:

9 (Padme) and 13 (Lestat) are marooned on an island together. How do they get back to civilisation? Will they want to?

After quickly exhausting all other options, they settle for the logical way of having Lestat vampirise Padme and both of them swimming for land. Since like a reasonable level-headed person Padme's been feeding Lestat and secretly admiring his hotness, she doesn't mind that much. And his poetry's much better than Anakin's.

10 (Graf von Krolock) writes a book. What will it be about? What kind of review would 1 write about it?

A gothic romance novel full of baroque prose and 10-page descriptions of scantily-clad seventeen-year-old girls (not to mention 20-page descriptions of the Anguish of Life). You'd pan it, but secretly keep re-reading it all over again, because it's THAT damn addictive.



Also, fyrie has a new chapter up. Per Ipsum is another prequel, this time what happens when Angelus really ticks people off. As always, she manages to make me squee to no end. Herbert+Spike=OTP^Infinity.