Nonexistent fic meme

Stolen from far too many people on the f-list, which probably means I won't get comments...

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, do that too.)

And hey, a twist to it: I'll actually write snippets of those nonexistent fics for you :>

FIC: How To Seduce The Mariachi In 10 Easy Steps (OUATIM, PG-13)

I should have known not to post that last meme :P You can still bunny me for a fic-fragment there, and I'll post all of them in a separate post once I get through all of them - right now just two outstanding, including one from guede_mazaka that killed me. Meanwhile, arabwel managed to bunny me hard enough to obtain actual fic. 50 sentences, ~700 words.

Fandom: Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Pairing: Lorenzo/El, Lorenzo/Fideo, Sands/El, implied multiple OFC/Lorenzo
Genre: Humour

Everything identifiable belongs to Robert Rodriguez et consortes, with the exception of arabwel and myself.


How To Seduce A The Mariachi In 10 Easy Steps

( Blame Ara! I know I do )