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Beth Winter ([personal profile] winter) wrote2006-02-22 06:37 am
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Nonexistent fic meme

Stolen from far too many people on the f-list, which probably means I won't get comments...

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, do that too.)

And hey, a twist to it: I'll actually write snippets of those nonexistent fics for you :>

[identity profile] arabwel.livejournal.com 2006-02-21 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs hands together gleefully* So, tell us about the OUaTiM story titled How To Seduce A The Mariachi In 10 Easy Steps? :D

Re: I hate you :P

[identity profile] arabwel.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
And I lovwe you :D this is absotlutely precious :D *worships*

Poor Lori, though... he always does get the short endf of the stick.... *decides to stack up on the Rohy--- err, booze for cheering up purposes, yes indeed, the booze*

[identity profile] arabwel.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed.... thath is why he is my self-appointed yummyuliciousness whom I feel like stealing away for various OFC-y ideals, unlike Sands or El - those two are abolutely unseparable.... which means it needs to be a threesome even for daydream purposes :P

Oops, didn't know. But it'´s been a leettle buit ded in teh fandom lately so.... :P

*hugs*

[identity profile] azarias.livejournal.com 2006-02-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I was really impressed when you did that entire series of Van Helsing vignettes, one for each song from "Abbey Road". I think "You Never Gave Me Your Money" was my favorite, really.

[identity profile] azarias.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Just realized I commented on the other one but not this one. Post-movie VH/Drac intrigues me.

I feel compelled to defend the honor of the octopus, though. Sure, he's a bit grabby, but he'd always come to the door of the castle instead of sitting out in the carriage honking, and if he squirts out strange liquids without warning, probably it's to hide you from your enemies.

[identity profile] imadra-blue.livejournal.com 2006-02-21 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaahaha. >:D

The Dark River

During the Clone Wars, Dooku takes Obi-Wan captive, attempting to seduce him to the dark side. The seduction becomes literal, and one has to wonder who is playing who.

*whistles innocently*

[identity profile] imadra-blue.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
*jawdrops*

I really want you to write me this fic. It would be so awesome. And 99% of the time, I hate it when people write Obi-Wan on the edge, because most of them don't have a solid grasp on his character, but I'd totally read yours. :D

[identity profile] rabidfangurl.livejournal.com 2006-02-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I want some of your SW timetravel fic. Barring that, I want Anakin and wee!Luke.

[identity profile] rkold.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Since I've been missing Clampfandom of old lol...

The Fan and the Mask

NokoruxAkira CCD XD;;

[identity profile] ciciaye.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
"VanHelsing!Vlad and Von Krolock's Excellent Adventure".
*g*
Can be either as enemies, friends or...otherwise...
CCA

[identity profile] azarias.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
“I didn’t see you lending a hand.” Dracula flexed his fingers as he unknotted the straps of freshly-flayed skin that he’d used to strangle the spy. “I should have made him eat his own flesh before I killed him.”

I'm debating whether or not to be concerned about the fact that everything in this paragraph made me laugh uproariously.

“Show off your magic and your science all you want,” the Prince of Vampires whispered. “In the end, you’re still a monster. You’re still one of mine.”

Okay, that's hot.

[identity profile] ciciaye.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent stuff :-)
CCA
alice_montrose: by me (Fei Long - jaded evil)

[personal profile] alice_montrose 2006-02-24 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Erm, ok... I'm a bit late for this, but...
"Affairs Appealing to an Evil Genius"