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*pokes European section of f-list*
Oi! Eurovision semi-finals tonight! Vote LORDI! :D :D :D
And running recap:
Armenia - bad, BAD Ricky Martin knockoff
Bulgaria - decent girl. Shame she can't move.
Slovenia - ugh. I thought Finland did the monsters this year? What's with the werewolf hair, dude?
Andorra - ooh. Three singers' worth in one body, both in terms of weight and voice. Showstopper, no matter how much she weighs.
Belarus - Kylie knockoff, with yoga!Geri Halliwell mixed in. Much less talented than either.
Albania - classic cheesy Eurovision folk. Points for embroidery on those waistcoats, though.
Belgium - Kate Ryan. Knockoff of Tainted Love with a Motown vibe. Listenable.
Ireland - pub crooning. Quite decent pub crooning, but still. Cookie-cutter Irish.
Cyprus - showtune, Whitney Houston style. Not bad.
Monaco - *blinks* Disco Tahiti. In Tahitian. The hell?
Macedonia - Balkan pop with Turkish rhythms. Kinda like a Yugoslav Jessica Simpson.
Poland - *crickets* *cricets* *CRICKETS*
Russia - cute. I like the showdancing. The song's forgettable, but not jarring. Decent voice if he'd release it, but he sounds determined to sing boyband style.
Turkey - I think I'll ogle the dancers instead. Niiice :D
Ukraine - Shakira called. She wants her act back.
Finland - LORDI! YAY! WINGSES! :D :D :D Number 16, people! Don't forget to vote!
Netherlands - hmm, the tropical theme is popular tonight, isn't it?
Lithuania - I thought this sort of behaviour was reserved for UK Christmas top ten contentders? Still, unexpected surrealist cabaret = plus points.
Portugal - cheery girlpop, seventies style. Listenable. You can even whistle to it.
Sweden - disco anthem again. *channel surfs*
Estonia - country disco. That's something new, certainly.
Bosnia&Herzegovina - Balkan crooning this time. Quite nice. Background music.
Iceland - bubblegum pop meets Roxie Hart. And my gods, the pink. My eyes.
And running recap:
Armenia - bad, BAD Ricky Martin knockoff
Bulgaria - decent girl. Shame she can't move.
Slovenia - ugh. I thought Finland did the monsters this year? What's with the werewolf hair, dude?
Andorra - ooh. Three singers' worth in one body, both in terms of weight and voice. Showstopper, no matter how much she weighs.
Belarus - Kylie knockoff, with yoga!Geri Halliwell mixed in. Much less talented than either.
Albania - classic cheesy Eurovision folk. Points for embroidery on those waistcoats, though.
Belgium - Kate Ryan. Knockoff of Tainted Love with a Motown vibe. Listenable.
Ireland - pub crooning. Quite decent pub crooning, but still. Cookie-cutter Irish.
Cyprus - showtune, Whitney Houston style. Not bad.
Monaco - *blinks* Disco Tahiti. In Tahitian. The hell?
Macedonia - Balkan pop with Turkish rhythms. Kinda like a Yugoslav Jessica Simpson.
Poland - *crickets* *cricets* *CRICKETS*
Russia - cute. I like the showdancing. The song's forgettable, but not jarring. Decent voice if he'd release it, but he sounds determined to sing boyband style.
Turkey - I think I'll ogle the dancers instead. Niiice :D
Ukraine - Shakira called. She wants her act back.
Finland - LORDI! YAY! WINGSES! :D :D :D Number 16, people! Don't forget to vote!
Netherlands - hmm, the tropical theme is popular tonight, isn't it?
Lithuania - I thought this sort of behaviour was reserved for UK Christmas top ten contentders? Still, unexpected surrealist cabaret = plus points.
Portugal - cheery girlpop, seventies style. Listenable. You can even whistle to it.
Sweden - disco anthem again. *channel surfs*
Estonia - country disco. That's something new, certainly.
Bosnia&Herzegovina - Balkan crooning this time. Quite nice. Background music.
Iceland - bubblegum pop meets Roxie Hart. And my gods, the pink. My eyes.
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(Btw, webstream at www.eurovision.tv in case you want to promote it beyond European borders.)
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I'm forced to watch it on Turkish television. Not a single German or Austrian channel is showing it. *growls*
Fancy a pina colada?
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Well, let's see what your guys can do.
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And your guys were definitely better than the Russians now.
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*gets the Finnish flags ready*
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Btw, if you fancy a IM threesome with me and Alice, as far as commenting goes...
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They are so refreshingly different.
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It would thoroughly traumatize the classic viewers, that'S for sure. *g*
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I have RL friends who support Lordi too :)
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then again...
Re: then again...
Count yourself lucky you haven't seen Poland. And yay, spiffy icon!
Re: then again...
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We actually had a bishop express serious concern that his good-natured show wasn't in conformity with "Christian values", but as any given song nowadays is about premarital sex anyway we just pointed at him and laughed.
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Song-wise, though, yes. Finland. HEE. I have to admit liking the cheekiness of Lithuania, though, if nothing else sheer comedy value
/is not european
//has been known to attend the odd Eurovision Finals party
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