Nonexistent fic meme

[winter]

Stolen from far too many people on the f-list, which probably means I won't get comments...

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, do that too.)

And hey, a twist to it: I'll actually write snippets of those nonexistent fics for you :>

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[azarias.livejournal.com]

“I didn’t see you lending a hand.” Dracula flexed his fingers as he unknotted the straps of freshly-flayed skin that he’d used to strangle the spy. “I should have made him eat his own flesh before I killed him.”

I'm debating whether or not to be concerned about the fact that everything in this paragraph made me laugh uproariously.

“Show off your magic and your science all you want,” the Prince of Vampires whispered. “In the end, you’re still a monster. You’re still one of mine.”

Okay, that's hot.

[winter]

Vlad's a possessive one, isn't he? He's very sweet like that :D

*eyes the even more annoyed vampire warily*