Nonexistent fic meme

[winter]

Stolen from far too many people on the f-list, which probably means I won't get comments...

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, do that too.)

And hey, a twist to it: I'll actually write snippets of those nonexistent fics for you :>

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Since I've been missing Clampfandom of old lol...

The Fan and the Mask

NokoruxAkira CCD XD;;

[winter]

The one where the Director of Duklyon and 20 Masks join forces to defeat the compulsive cake thief that turns out to be a big fluffy dog, you mean?

For a moment, they just stared after the dog, which was dragging Ayame-chan on the leash behind it as she posed in ballet poses on the rollerskates.

"Well, that's over with!" the Director announced cheerfully.

“I guess at least my cakes are safe!” 20 Masks agreed.

The Director blinked. “You bake?”

“Uh, no, not at all!” 20 Masks shook his head for emphasis. “I, uh, buy them! And I eat a lot of them, so I wanted them to be safe!”

“Right!” The Director laughed infectiously, waving around a fan with nothing but exclamation marks written on it.

In the shadows behind them, a palm hit a forehead, soundlessly.