El is used to all secondary evil guys looking like Danny Trejo anyway

*cackles* Actually, I cannot believe nobody's yet done a fic about the recurring cannon fodder in 'Mexico.' Then again, cartels are kinda family-oriented so maybe they're all just related.

Anyway, awesome fic. I giggled constantly, but when I got to Sands stealing the kill, I just died. Could so picture the twins pouting as they turned towards Sands.