Trouble is, I have a thousand and one ways of torturing people available to me, but I hate writing them, because I have such a vivid view through my mind's eye. I squick at needles and dismembering, but my uses are all like "BRING IT AWN!"

Seriously, the stuff they have made me write beggars belief. I don't read it, let alone watch it or look for it, but I inherit the knowledge from the kids and GAH!