Gaping at him, William made a faint, incoherent sound. “Knew she shouldn’t have stayed,” he mumbled. “Girl’s gonna be messed up even more...”
“Oh, don’t worry, darling,” Herbert chuckled, combing his fingers lazily through William’s wavy hair. “I’m sure that you have guaranteed that already.” He smiled slowly, wickedly. “As I hear, she had a ring-side seat.”
Against his torso, William went rigid. “What are you on about?”
“My poor, sweet, silly darling,” Herbert opened his eyes reluctantly. “I’m trying to sleep here.”
“Herbie!”
“If you want to know whether or not your oh-so-innocent little piece of meat saw you being soundly buggered six ways from Sunday by my father, then yes,” He yawned widely, fangs glinting. “She saw, she heard and she found it remiss of you to leave your door unlocked.”
“Oh God...” William groaned, dropping his head onto Herbert’s sternum. “Stake me now, Herbie.”
Patting William’s head soothingly, Herbert squirmed a bit, shifting the younger vampire’s weight against him. “Don’t worry, cheri,” he said around another yawn. “I made sure she knew precisely what was going on.”
“You what?”
“I thought it fitting that she did not think my father was some kind of perverted fiend,” Herbert replied cheerfully. “I felt it would damage my own reputation if she thought father was worse.”
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“Oh, don’t worry, darling,” Herbert chuckled, combing his fingers lazily through William’s wavy hair. “I’m sure that you have guaranteed that already.” He smiled slowly, wickedly. “As I hear, she had a ring-side seat.”
Against his torso, William went rigid. “What are you on about?”
“My poor, sweet, silly darling,” Herbert opened his eyes reluctantly. “I’m trying to sleep here.”
“Herbie!”
“If you want to know whether or not your oh-so-innocent little piece of meat saw you being soundly buggered six ways from Sunday by my father, then yes,” He yawned widely, fangs glinting. “She saw, she heard and she found it remiss of you to leave your door unlocked.”
“Oh God...” William groaned, dropping his head onto Herbert’s sternum. “Stake me now, Herbie.”
Patting William’s head soothingly, Herbert squirmed a bit, shifting the younger vampire’s weight against him. “Don’t worry, cheri,” he said around another yawn. “I made sure she knew precisely what was going on.”
“You what?”
“I thought it fitting that she did not think my father was some kind of perverted fiend,” Herbert replied cheerfully. “I felt it would damage my own reputation if she thought father was worse.”
“Slayer’s gonna bloody kill me...”